And with that....
You give a woman a pregnancy and she will be a doubting mess.
The baby will grow and grow and decide that because of her doubting he will come 9lbs 9 oz.
That mom will turn into an emotional madhouse for every little thing.
When you give a mom a baby she will want just a little sleep
Between the sleepless nights and short cat naps she will dream of another baby.
That 2nd baby will come, 2 months early at that.
She will then tell herself that she is all done.
And she will lay down to snuggle with her babies and pray that they don't grow up to fast.
But then she will realize that as they grow they learn how to bicker and fight and whine and pick on each other. And then she will think, I wanted one more why?
And then she will hear two little voices say "I Love you Mommy" and she's remembers when she said If you give a mom a pregnancy, and she will be happy with what she has!