When you are sitting in your house and all of a sudden you see a spider crawl up the wall from behind your couch....where did he come from? And if I hadn't have been sitting there and saw him, where would he have gone? SCARY! I hate spiders, and got lucky to have been in the same room when this huge black spider came crawling out and I smashed him all over my wall.....with a SHOE! I am so not the person to use a tissue and worry about my walls....spider guts wipe off just as well as crayon!
Aren't kids great...I think I'm going to start my own weekly post of "Out of the Mouths of Babes" (now if I can just figure out how to make a button) and hook up Mr. Linky so we can hear some of the great and funny things children say! It doesn't even have to be YOUR child, it could be a child you heard in a store or a niece or nephew or even a husband? Ya'll would participate right? I KNOW you've got some great stories!
Aren't kids great at repeating things? How is it my son CAN'T repeat "Happy Birthday Eric" but he can say "Yeah Baby"! Do you think I could get a producer to look at him and center a whole show around him and his cute sayings and then he can make his own movies and his own clothing line and all that? Or does that only work for the Olsen Twins? Maybe I should work on getting him to say "Right on Dude" or maybe that is so yesterday!
We try very hard not to use any kind of profanity around the kids, especially Thomas, because he is in his repeating stage and so once again I can't get him to repeat "Happy Birthday Eric" but he can repeat "Oh Crap" although he says it as "Oh Cwap"! It's a good thing his memory isn't as advanced as his language skills are becoming. Otherwise people would be looking at me for Mother of the Year award because my child says "oh Cwap" LOVELY!
How is it that some woman came into my work and says "I can't believe you are closed tomorrow AND Saturday, every time I need you to be open you are closed and then on every conceivable holiday, you are closed" I wanted to say...Oh I'm sorry should we be open 364 days a year until midnight? This isn't Blockbuster video it's an insurance company! AND her policy wasn't due until the end of July!!!! So it's not like we were going to cancel her policy or anything!
Well those are my little random thoughts for the day....I have a million more but if I wrote them ALL down you would be here for HOURS! I'll save some for another time!
My Little Miracles